In case you missed my tweet-by-tweet analysis of the 10/22/12 Presidential Debate, here it is:
Time for debate tweets! Excited.
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Why does Romney keep talking about Molly, and who is she? #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Why is Romney’s flag pin always bigger than Obama’s? At some point you think Obama would pimp his pin out. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
In the 2-camera shot, I swear, it looks like Obama’s left ear is going to graze Romney’s suit. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Romney’s tie is better than Obama’s, but Bob Schieffer’s wins the night. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
This #debate is not covering one important issue: why is there a higher ed institution named Lynn University?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
I almost think Romney could put on a golf shirt & pants with an elastic waistband and he could live in Boca. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Romney’s big plan for peace in the Middle East: he’s going over there & putting on a Winter Olympics for ’em. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Why do we always discuss making peace in the Middle East? Isn’t that like discussing how we can best fire laser beams from our eyes?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Romney trying to keep transitioning into domestic policy only belies how more comfortable he is on that front. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
I sure hope Romney doesn’t say “you’re only more comfortable with foreign policy because you were born there”. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
I always get confused when Romney says Awn-ti-puh-noors. Then I realize it’s just his word for people who start small businesses.
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Does Bob Schieffer feel bad they gave him such a shitty chair? Seriously. Just look.
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Why the heck does MSNBC have a banner “LIVE” across the top of my screen? Does anyone really think this #debate is on tape delay?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Admit it: you didn’t think you’d hear the word “bayonets” tonight. #debate
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Shouldn’t Romney’s being all over the map technically be a positive when we’re talking about the globe?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Did Bob Schieffer just say “Obamas Bin Laden”?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
For “what do you believe is the greatest future threat to U.S.” question, I’m seriously surprised Greenland hasn’t come up yet.
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Obama & Romney aren’t using the pen & paper left in front of them. Let’s put them on eBay & use proceeds to solve the deficit.
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Isn’t Romney’s entire closing statement the kind of attacks he spent the whole night complaining about?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
Romney’s last words are the U.S. should stay “the hope of the Earth.” Um…since when is Mars invading?
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012
I *hate* all this handshaking by the families after the debate. These people really dislike one another. 100% inauthentic.
— Jeremy Goldman (@jeremarketer) October 23, 2012